Hey this is Guardian! the OwnZor

[Guardian]

Hey people whats up ive been playing since 1999 but have recently took a 4 month break in cs this is my second day back and im really looking to get in a cal clan played cal before for years cal-i back in the day bunny probly knows me the best and insanity pig all i know of you is that we both used to b x ua and play once and a while toghter but im really intrested in joining and i heard rumors you need a 5th player for the cal team and that could be me if you need me so let me know and ill see you all in the server peace...

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Hey people whats up ive been playing since 1999 but have recently took a 4 month break in cs this is my second day back and im really looking to get in a cal clan played cal before for years cal-i back in the day bunny probly knows me the best and insanity pig all i know of you is that we both used to b x ua and play once and a while toghter but im really intrested in joining and i heard rumors you need a 5th player for the cal team and that could be me if you need me so let me know and ill see you all in the server peace...

Wow. Longest. Run-on. Sentence. Evar.
sorry, had to say it :)