I need some help

[sin]

Oh well hero derka derka.

I need some help, im constructing a website, and Im I have no photoshop skills at all. And noo i dont have a mouse to give to anyone or nuttin. I just need someone willing to help me out.... I was wondering if anyone good in photoshop.. could make me a banner to use on my site. Like the one Havok made for WoP. Id really appreciate it because I have nooo idea how to make one. Ill give you props on my site, alls I need it to say is "Omnipotent" , and it has to have a cs theme. Cs guy on it or what not. Id really appreciate any help. Any color theme will do, and Ill just base my site around the colors you use. Whatever you think looks cool. Anyways if anyone can help, thanks. if not. :( tears will fall.

[F!SH]

I kind of have photoshop skills

[DrUnKeN MoNkEy]

Here you go dude...worked on this all day for you. I think this is excatly what you are looking for.

http://i1.tinypic.com/rr5pvn.jpg

[sin]

Aw man, you got me. I really didn't think anyone out there was going to do anything like that. It was so unexpected. I mean really, im dying over here. Try not to be so hilarious, your making my sides hurt from laughing so hard. Thanks tho dickhead, dont need your bullshit I only was asking if someone could help.

Anyone else?

[DrUnKeN MoNkEy]

just tryin to help a brotha out

[sin]

k thanks but if your not serious dont post in my thread if your going to waste my time.

[0wnage]

sin... try the internet

[SoliD]

1 point for andy.


andy's total points = 1



good job!

[Grimm]

Drunken that shit was hilarious

[sin]

k guess it was a mistake to ask for some simple help

[0wnage]

wtf. where have all u WoP guys been? its all lonely in the WoP server

[0wnage]

wtf. where have all u WoP guys been? its all lonely in the WoP server. You guys think ur so good now that ur giong to be in Main and that ur too good for pubs? psh. Get on NOW

[NiTe]

who are you?

[0wnage]

..

[bunnylicker]

i be at dah schhol lol speeling mistake need to go back and learn

[Mackaybre]

I was going to try and help you, but then I noticed you kept typing "no" with several more o's than necessary, and that pisses me right off; Strike One.

Then i noticed your reaction to Monkey's submission, and I realized you've got no sense of humour... Strike two...

Lastly, your further responses dissolved into the whiney crap i'd expect from a baby, let alone your (i'll estimate) 12-year old tuchus. If it were "simple" you'd do it yourself, and if you put in any effort you might have surprised yourself with satisfactory work. Strike 3, you're a dumbass.


Just slap some shit together yourself, but here's some ideas for you so you won't come back whining some more about how people won't help your sorry ass:

Start with a Stylized letter "O" and go from there. Easy jump is to have the O a crosshair; You could also have it be the front end of a scope or barrel, with the top portion of a CT or T looking through it. The rest of the "mnipotent" could go across the bottom there, not obscuring the face of the CT/T.

Also, if you're looking to get work for free, you're probably willing to take it without asking or regards to copyrights. Go to www.deviantart.com and browse their shit; Thousands of "artists" sucking each other off for good reviews and pointers. Lots of photos, but tons of wallpapers/random designs that should fit for backgrounds for the banner.

[sin]

nooooooooo buddy, im 19. And I have a sense of humor... just not to things that dont humor me. I asked fora little help, and I get a bunch of posts froma bunch of douche bags that dont help me at all. I dont have photoshop i would do it myself if i had it, and im not buying it. Lemme ask for help one more time

Im actually a member of WoP, and im admin, I was one who got the clan up and runnin, i have a 8.78 kdr, and il give you a new video card, nooow maybe someone will help.. Come on, suck up, get your brownie points

[Grimm]

you got teh clan up and running? wuttehfook

[Mackaybre]

Firstly, you got 2 posts not helping you, the rest were reactions to the 2nd post, irrelevant banter, slightly Relevant banter ("try the internet") Or my suggestions, which are helpful, just not when you're like this:

You: "Who has the new Creed CD?"
SomeGuy: "I have it."
You: "Give it to me, Right now."
SomeGuy: "Give it to you? Why would I do that?"
You: "You're not giving it to me. Give it to me Faster!!!"


Secondly, if you do have an 8.78 kdr, you'd be on the server list; if it's on another server, I don't give a rat's ass, and you got no business quoting it here. Elsewise, if you catch the server full of noobs on awp_india a couple times and you're good with an awp, BAM there's a similar score to yours. You are not your clan, you are not your rig, you are not your ****ing KDR; You are an angry little monkey who can't take a joke and won't learn.


People did photoshop work for the WOP's because they already like the website/server, because they were offered a prize, or because there was humour in it (See Monkey's submission to yours, and Mine et al to the WoPs').

You want people to do stuff for you? Stop being a dumbass, type correctly, offer real incentives, and don't get all pissy when people don't want to help you.

[F!SH]

lol

[Check]

If you don't have Photoshop you might want to try GIMP 2. It's free and pretty good. And no i won't give a link just google it.

[rew ? sky]

Im actually a member of WoP, and im admin, I was one who got the clan up and runnin, i have a 8.78 kdr, and il give you a new video card, nooow maybe someone will help.. Come on, suck up, get your brownie points

I'm assuming that is sarcasm because if you were serious about such an impersonation, i'd have to wag my finger at you.

At any rate - everybody buddy up...not everyone is as intolerable as they seem. If anyone can help him that would be great, of course I wouldn't expect to get free graphics...most likely you'll have to pay someone or do it yourself unfortunately.

[SoliD]

lol @ Creed CD. The only problem with that theory is sin would never want that. 10/10 dentists agree that Creed gives you cavities.

[sin]

ahahaha

[DrUnKeN MoNkEy]

lol @ Creed CD. The only problem with that theory is sin would never want that. 10/10 dentists agree that Creed gives you cavities.

I don't believe you...10/10 dentists never agree on anything.

[HaVoK]

Well, if you really want help you have to be a little more specific.

Main Text: What you want the main text to read as.

Sub Text: Any quotes or anything.

General Text: Anything else that has to do with text.

Theme: The theme of whatever graphic you want.

Color Scheme: What main colors do you want your sig based around?

Size: What size do you want it to be? Size in Pixels would be easier and more precise.

Style: Is there a certain style you like? if you can, provide an example.

Specifics: Anything you think you NEED to have on there that hasn't been stated yet. Any ideas you have and would like the designer to try and incorporate into the design.

Fill that out and i might help if im in the mood...Been really busy lately so I can try to slide in some Photoshop time. I understand you have gave some of this info already but just put it all in one post so i dont have to search the whole topic to help you.

[dobbythepwner]

kk im not trying to take the mess, i was wondering plz can u place a link for gimp2 because im focusing on web development and i dont have a thriggin clue how to use adobe, im usin the pro trial and its nothing like explained in the tutorials explained at www.epicstudios.co.uk
if u dont wanna place a link i dont mind, ill just suffer :cry: lol

[HaVoK]

in my opinion, photoshop is alot easier to work then gimp. Yes i've used both. What version of "adobe" are you using? Maybe i can give you some help for the layout of photoshop and the common names of tools and stuff in photoshop. Also, Try http://www.good-tutorials.com/